What Goes Bump In The Night

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Recap

Alex: ''Last time on TDC Presents: Next Top Model, the Final 8 girls have gone hippie as they participated in a far out photo shoot. Jessie nearly forfeited but was convinced by me to do the shoot. It was down to Octavia and Jocelyn in the Call-Out, and Octavia did not have much of a blast in the challenge. Only 7 girls remain, but only one will be the next top model.''

Stuff I'd Like To Regret

Jessie: (conf) I know I'm stoked to be in the Final 7, but I feel sorry for Oliviyah getting eliminated 2 episodes ago when I was in the Bottom 2 with her. Oliviyah, if you're watching, I miss you girl.

Jocelyn: (conf) Final 7's great, but I wish I was eliminated last night instead of Octavia because she deserves to be in the game than me. Let's just hope she doesn't have intercourse with my man Julian.

Frieda: (conf) Although I am the best looking, I feel bad for the girls who have been eliminated so far.

Barbara: (conf) I regret fuck all because my siblings are assholes and I'm gonna kick everyone's ass in this game!

Ciara: (conf) Poor Rebekah broke her ankle at one point and suddenly she gets eliminated! If Alex is offering second chances, I hope Rebekah comes back.

Frieda: Alex Mail!

Alex: (in video) Hi girls, tomorrow's challenge will be frightening for most people.

Ciara: Hmmm.... frightening for most people? Could it be a horror themed photo shoot?

Tina: Probably.

Jessie: (conf) Oh my gosh, horror is my favourite movie genre, so I'm pretty sure I have the next photo shoot in the bag.

Let The Horror Begin

Ciara: Uh guys, where's Alex?

Alex: (yelling) I JUST CAN'T TAKE LIFE ANYMORE! (gunshot, falls to the ground)

(Everyone gasps)

Tina: Alex just killed herself! (cries)

Alex: Hello girls

(Everyone screams)

Alex: Chill girls, I'm fine. Today's challenge is a horror themed photo shoot and our special guests are Caleb Rogers and Derry Silva.

Caleb: Hey guys.

All Girls: Hi Caleb.

Caleb: You will all be assigned a different horror genre, and then you'll have 1 hour to get into character.

1.5 hours later...

Caitlin: So I'm first up and my character is a girl who has been possessed by poltergeists.

Derry: Ok Caitlin, Caleb's going to turn the fan on. When I count to 3, I want you to jump into the air.

Caitlin: Sure.

Derry: 3, 2, 1, Jump!

(Caitlin jumps)

Derry: That's good, Caitlin. Do a few more and we're done.

15 minutes later...

Frieda: (conf) I'm not sure if I got the right script, but apparently my character is a zombie who is attacking the crap out of Lance Dunnigan.

Caleb: Ok Frieda, now I want you to claw into Lance's stomach and grab that fake intestine and lick it.

Frieda: Is this edible because I'm planning to munch it.

Caleb: Of course Frieda, munch away, and then do some really good zombie poses.

Frieda: (conf) At first this sounded as gross as the time Tyson Ponnacchi threw up in my shoes, but it turned out to be really fun! P.S - If anyone wants to know my character's cause of death, she died from drinking so much alcohol during a huge party.

20 minutes later...

Ciara: (conf) So I received my script and apparently I'm some kind of out of control chainsaw murderer.

Derry: Ok Ciara, I want you to hold that chainsaw up high, as you are about to slaughter someone.

Ciara: Ohh, I don't know, Derry.

Derry: Just pretend you're murdering Gigi Horler.

Ciara: Oh, that bitch is so fucking dead! (re-starts the chainsaw)

Derry: Yeah Ciara, my brother's going to be so proud of you after I tell him about this. Let's hope you don't try to murder him.

Ciara: Only if he's an asshole, but I highly doubt that.

15 minutes later... Tina: (conf) Ok, I kinda expected a role where I'm a hot, helpless victim in a very thin little shirt and tiny little panties, but I ended up with something that's kinda supernatural.

Caleb: Ok Tina, I want you to lie down on the floor here, and when I say 'sexy', you wake up noticing that you're in the middle of the woods in torn clothes with a few dead bodies surrounding you.

Tina: Hmmm.... I dunno.

Caleb: Come on Tina, you'll be fine.

Tina: (wakes up) Where am I? Did I get drunk again? (screams) Oh shit! Did I kill those guys during the night? Oh my god, and I hope Roy Anderson better not have ran off with that vampire slut.

(Caleb laughs)

Caleb: Oh my god Tina, that last part made me laugh.

Tina: IKR? I really wanted to use a Twilight reference at least once this season.

20 minutes later...

Barbara: (conf) I know I am a slutty, cheeky and devilish girl, I got the role of a girl who has been possessed by the devil.

Derry: Ok Barbara, give us 5 minutes to decorate the walls with Anti-Christ stuff and we'll let you on.

Barbara: Ok.

5 minutes later...

Derry: Ok Barbara, you're up! Get into your position.

Barbara: Ok, so I pose like someone who has been possessed on this table?

Derry: Yep.

(Barbara makes some growling noises)

Derry: Yep, that's it Barbara! More scary this time! We want the judges to defecate their panties.

Barbara: You do realize that one of them is a guy.

Barbara: (Conf) Well that was fun playing a victim being possessed by the devil.

20 minutes later...

Jessie: (conf) When I got my script, I was so glad I did not get a vampire role because that genre's been sucked out since 2010. But when I looked at it, I was so glad because that was a role I was born to do!

Caleb: Ok Jessie, lean on that wall and act like you're dying because some dick just stabbed you in the stomach.

(Jessie starts crying as she is holding the knife)

Caleb: Oh my god, that is so good Jessie.

Derry: Woah, that's good acting. Do you think she can be a movie star?

Caleb: Probably.

Jessie: (conf) As you can see here, this knife is a fake. Underneath my outfit is a belt with something to screw the fake knife into. Also, I'm pretty sure Alex surveyed some people on Facebook about which horror genre I should do because I know about 15 people who wished I was killed or something. Joke's on them, I have a very long lifespan!

Caleb: Come on Jessie, just a few more shots and we're done!

Jessie: Please, somebody save me. (cries)

(Jessie moans and collapses)

25 minutes later...

Jocelyn: (conf) So for this week's challenge, I'm playing a victim who is getting attacked in the shower. Don't worry, I had clothes on. No way would Alex would want me to pose naked, yuck. Derry: Ok Jocelyn, when Lance is holding the knife, I want you to scream.

Jocelyn: I dunno Derry, I don't trust Lance because he raped me.

Derry: I don't believe that. Now do the scene.

Jocelyn: (sighs) Fine.

(Lance holds the knife while Jocelyn screams very loudly)

Derry: That's it, Jocelyn!

Jocelyn: (conf) I don't care if I get eliminated this week, but I'm calling the cops on Lance!

The 7 Girls Have A Little Fun

Tina: (conf) Tonight, we decided to have some fun by having our own Next Top Model since tomorrow night's elimination could be more terrifying than today's challenge.

Barbara: (As Alex Dunnigan) So Caitlin, I see that you have had a good week.

Jocelyn: (As Esmerelda Boyd) Yes, I agree Alex, except at one point you touched Chaim.

Jessie: (As Chaim Cohen) Caitlin, slapped my bum.

(Everyone laughs)

Barbara: (As Alex) Oh, Caitlin.

Frieda: (As Elleanor Kapprie) 'Butt', that's not all, she also tried to squeeze my buttcheeks because last week she said they were sexy.

(Everyone laughs loudly)

Ciara: (sighs) Classic Caitlin.

Tina: Hey guys, Alex Mail!

Barbara: (reads) Hey girls, I hope you made this horrifying photo shoot pants-defecating, but only 6 of you will make it to the next round. Love, Alex.

Call-Out Time

Alex: Hey girls.

All girls: Hi Alex.

Alex: As you all know, the judges will be deciding who's going to make the Final 6 of this competition.

Alex: So guys, who did the best this week?

Chaim: Definitely Jessie because her performance deserved an Oscar.

Alex: Oh, you think she's like an actress?

Chaim: Yep.

Esmerelda: Tina may not have done the best job, but she was definitely the funniest.

Elleanor: I agree, her Twilight reference made us all laugh.

Esmerelda: And I also think Barbara did well.

Alex: Despite the fact that she said a very bad word, which I'm not going to say.

5 minutes later...

Alex: Ok girls, I have 6 photos on my hand, representing who will continue their journey on becoming the Next Top Model. If I do not call out your name, please pack your bags immediately. And first place goes to Jessie.

Jessie: Oh my god, yay! I actually hoped one of the blondes would have the winning photo.

Alex: Congratulations Jessie, here's your photo, and you are safe for another week. Also safe are Barbara and Tina respectively.

(Barbara and Tina hi five each other)

Alex: Loved the Twilight reference, Tina.

Tina: Thanks, Alex.

Alex: Also still competing are Frieda and Caitlin.

Caitlin: Whew, close call.

Alex: Jocelyn and Ciara, please step forward.

Ciara: (conf) I know Horror is my weak spot, but I'm sure that Jocelyn might get the last photo.

Alex: I only have one photo in my hand, and that represents the last spot in the final 6. And that photo goes to... Ciara.

Ciara: Thanks, Alex.

Alex: Jocelyn, it's time for you to go.

Jocelyn: Well, see you everybody, I've had fun.

Trivia

 * The Scores for each contestant were the following:
 * Jessie - 36.5 / 40
 * Barbara - 34.9 / 40
 * Tina - 34.5 / 40
 * Frieda - 34 / 40
 * Caitlin - 32.1 / 40
 * Ciara - 30.5 / 40
 * Jocelyn - 29.8 / 40


 * The Final 7 girls performed the following roles:
 * Barbara - A victim who has been possessed by the devil
 * Ciara - An insane chainsaw murderer
 * Caitlin - A victim who has been possessed by poltergeists
 * Frieda - A zombie feeding off a victim (Lance Dunnigan)
 * Jessie - A victim who just got stabbed in the stomach
 * Jocelyn - A victim getting attacked in the shower
 * Tina - A werewolf waking up in human form


 * Barbara said a very bad word during her photo shoot, so that's the reason why her mouth was pixelated in her photo.


 * When the girls were playing after the challenge, the following roles were played:
 * Barbara was Alex
 * Frieda was Elleanor
 * Jocelyn was Esmerelda
 * Jessie was Chaim